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Next generation Kindergarten poem:

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha…

Love Happens Automatically

Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

My Mummy is coming back in half an hour

Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

But I’m only a cartoonist

If I was an artist.
you would be my picture!.
If I was a poet.
you would be my inspiration!.
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist

Love leaves you pain,

Love has its ups and downs,
its twists and turns.
Love leaves you pain,
teaches u until you learn
and
even if love takes so long,
it always takes you to where you belong.

I have the job

I have the job

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

An Englishman

An Englishman

An Englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down

“Father in law”.

“Father in law”.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Come, lets go!

Come, lets go!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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