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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

 

 

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

 

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

I have the job

I have the job

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have

Girlfriends

An Englishman

An Englishman

An Englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down

“Father in law”.

“Father in law”.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Come, lets go!

Come, lets go!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

A Love Letter

A Love Letter

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

Dad & Son

Dad & Son

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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